Tuesday, January 12, 2010

Secrets and tricks to the trade

When eating a soft pear, quickly drink water after a few bites: It will taste like sugar water. I loved sugar water.

When eating a blackberry, press the berry delicately to the roof of your mouth, and slide your tongue slowly over the berry: It will have the same texture as a Hershey's milk chocolate bar. My love for Hershey's milk chocolate will not be moved!

Never go a day without fruit, any fruit and loads of water: This is necessary to control cravings and pangs. Sometimes, the pangs are sweet.

Never 'accidentally' smell a Hershey's milk chocolate bar: You are inviting trouble. In fact, just avoid the candy aisles at Walgreen's all together. I loved picking candy from Walgreen's shelves.

Most importantly: If you are tempted, strongly, utterly and beautifully tempted- LEAVE.

We learned this from the biblical Joseph, no? The wife of the king attempts to seduce him and he leaves-RUNS! We know how that story ended, so don't make a mistake and leave your wallet or any other article that calls you back to that aisle.

The Bible.

Over and out.

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